Oh, you’re an influencer now? Cute. Here’s a real test of your so-called influence: convincing your entire squad to celebrate LobsterClaus. Yep, that means getting your parents, your “too busy” sibling, and even your “ugh, that’s weird” friends to dive into a holiday that involves a butter-loving lobster-man. Forget the basic stuff like promoting Temu hot pants—this is the kind of next-level flex that’ll prove you’ve got real sway. If you can pull this off, maybe then you’ll actually be an influencer. Maybe. 🦞🎅💁♂️
Convince Your Pod
Fancy Yourself an "Influencer"?
The Reluctant Partner
Who they are: Your significant other who already thinks your love of weird traditions has peaked.
Why they need convincing: They’re skeptical, a little exhausted by your antics, and wondering if this is just another excuse to avoid cleaning the kitchen sink.
The Jaded Best Friend
Who they are: Your ride-or-die, who’s used to your shenanigans but still side-eyes your “genius” ideas.
Why they need convincing: They’ve been through your phases of weird obsessions and aren’t sure if LobsterClaus is a stroke of brilliance or a cry for help.
The Traditional Parents/Relatives
Who they are: Your parents, in-laws, aunts, uncles—anyone who’s still holding onto classic holiday traditions.
Why they need convincing: They think you’re ditching “real” holidays for a made-up lobster legend. Plus, they don’t know why butter is suddenly the center of the celebration.
The Super Serious Sibling
Who they are: Your brother or sister who insists on making everything a debate and is just trying to get through life without any unnecessary whimsy.
Why they need convincing: They’re busy “adulting” and need to be reminded that life’s about more than spreadsheets and meal-prepping.
The Disinterested Roommate
Who they are: Your roommate who couldn’t care less about celebrating anything that isn’t rent day.
Why they need convincing: You share a kitchen, and they’re worried LobsterClaus will leave behind a mess—or worse, become another one of your “traditions” they have to endure.
The Social Media Fiend Friend
Who they are: That one friend whose life is meticulously curated on Instagram, and who needs every holiday to be picture-perfect.
Why they need convincing: If it isn’t “aesthetic,” they won’t bother. We need to show them how LobsterClaus is totally Insta-worthy.
This always sometimes never helps.
