Imagine you had a friend who travels the world and sends you random stuff. Now imagine that friend is half lobster, half human, and takes his best ideas while soaking in a suspiciously buttery bath.
Yeah, that’s this. LobsterClaus Drops.
Six times a year, he’ll send you physical snail mail to your real house. A letter. A dream token. A clue that sets you off on a treasure hunt. A tiny memento from somewhere in the world. Always real. Always unexpected, never straight forward.
For children or adults (spicy).
We don’t publish a schedule. We don’t spoil surprises. We do promise this:
Six physical mailings delivered to your home over the next 12 months
Every drop is connected to a real adventure somewhere on Earth
Every drop includes a spark that nudges you toward an experience, not just a keepsake
Some drops are funny, some are heartfelt, all of them are memorable
Q: I’m a very serious person who takes life seriously. Is this for me?
A: No. Why are you even on this site?
Q: What is LobsterClaus Drops?
A: A one-year subscription that sends six surprise pieces of physical mail to your house. Letters, dream tokens, clues, tiny mementos. Always unexpected.
Q: When do they arrive?
A: Randomly. You’ll get six Drops within your subscription year.
Q: What exactly will I get?
A: It varies every time. Could be a letter, a dream token, a clue that kicks off a treasure hunt, or a small memento tied to a real place.
Q: Can I cancel?
A: Yes. You can cancel anytime, but the subscription is for a full year. Canceling stops it from renewing but once you order you are committed to a full year of fun.
Q: Is it for kids or adults?
A: Both. Choose your style at checkout: children or adults. Note that adults can have some more spicy language or concepts.
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