Description
This T-Shirt is Unisex
Hold onto your butter dishes, folks—the Magic Night Tee is here, and it’s bringing a whole lotta sass right out of the kitchen sink! This shirt captures that legendary moment when LobsterClaus’s claw rises up from the drain like the star of a B-horror flick, demanding his buttery tribute. Is it weird? Absolutely. But let’s be honest, you weren’t looking for a normal tee, were you?
Features:
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton because LobsterClaus wouldn’t be caught dead in anything less than top-tier comfort. He’s half-lobster, not half-wit.
- Light as a feather (4.2 oz/yd²) with just the right stretch to accommodate all the butter-related shenanigans you’ll inevitably get up to.
- Pre-shrunk, so you don’t end up looking like you’re wearing a lobster bib after one wash. We get it, you’re here for fashion, not seafood prep.
Now, let’s talk about this design. A claw popping up from your sink drain might seem a bit out there, but so is LobsterClaus himself. He only surfaces twice a year, and what does he want? Butter. Not gifts, not attention—just butter. This shirt is the perfect tribute to that madness. Bonus points if you wear it while actually leaving butter out by the sink. (Psst, you know you want to.)
