Description
Presenting the Sleeper Agent Tee—for the elite few who know LobsterClaus but prefer to keep it on the down-low. No flashy lobster suits here, just an outline of claws so subtle it whispers, “Yeah, I’m in the club, but let’s keep it between us.” Perfect for those who want to flaunt their allegiance to the secret society of LobsterClaus without blowing their cover.
Available in stealthy red and green because, yes, sleeper agents can be festive too. If you’re in the know, you’ll catch the claws. Everyone else? They’ll just think you’re rocking some artsy silhouette. Let ‘em wonder.
Classified Details (pay attention, recruit):
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton unless you’re feeling heather vibes—then it’s got a touch of polyester, because even covert ops need to look sharp.
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)—just right for blending into the shadows (or, you know, the coffee shop).
- Pre-shrunk, because the only surprises we like are the ones LobsterClaus leaves behind.
- Side-seamed construction. What does that mean? No clue, but trust us—it’s what makes this tee the stuff of legend.
Oh, and here’s the kicker: each shirt is made-to-order. Translation? It’ll take a sec to get to you, but hey, we’re not mass-producing sleeper agent gear here. Quality takes time. Slip on the Sleeper Agent Tee, flash those claws to the ones in the know, and enjoy the thrill of your lobster-filled double life.
