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LobsterClaus Lingo

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Alright, listen up, legends! I’m about to bestow upon you the ultimate playbook for injecting some lobster-flavored chaos into your life. Do we need more catchphrases? Absolutely not. We want them. Why? Because nothing screams “living your best life” like shouting “Claws Up!” before tackling a family brunch.

Now, don’t go in half-baked. These words? They’re more than just filler for awkward pauses—they’re your secret sauce for turning everyday moments into the kind of tales your mates will be retelling until they’re old and grey. But use them wisely, because botching a “Get Buttered!” in public? Yeah, that’s social suicide right there. So let’s get into it and make sure you’re not out here embarrassing yourself in front of the crew.

1. No Butter, No Dreams (phrase)

Definition: Without the essentials, nothing’s happening. This one’s simple—if you don’t have what you need, the dreams stay on hold. Butter represents the basics, the non-negotiables. No butter? No dreams. It’s LobsterClaus’ law of the land.

Example: “Forgot the concert tickets, Karen? No butter, no dreams.”

2. Buttery (adjective)

Definition: Luxurious or of high quality. When something is so smooth, rich, and downright top-tier that it feels like melted butter gliding over your soul, you call it buttery. This is your ultimate stamp of approval for anything that makes life feel a little more luxurious.

Example: “That five-star dinner last night? Buttery.”

3. Get Buttered (phrase)

Definition: Prepare yourself for something big, bold, and maybe a little messy. It’s your rallying cry before diving into an epic adventure or a wild night out. When life’s about to serve up a serious helping of excitement—or chaos—you tell everyone to get buttered. The aftermath? Well, let’s just say it might require a greasy breakfast.

Example: “We’re going ziplining tomorrow—get buttered, it’s going to be insane!”
Example: “James got buttered last night and needs a cheeseburger.”

4. Claws Up (phrase)

Definition: Get hyped, ready to go! When it’s time to embrace the fun, dive headfirst into adventure, or you are excited for whatever’s coming next, you throw your claws up. It’s the call to arms for those living life with excitement and no regrets.

Example: “Claws up! The waves are breaking and we’re heading to the beach.”

Let's Talk About the Butter Obsession...

Alright, let’s cut to the chase—yes, most things here revolve around butter. Buttery, get buttered, no butter, no dreams… you’re probably thinking, “Why so much butter?” But before you go all judgy, let’s remember how you got to the words you are reading right now.

You’re the one who is into a mystical half-lobster, half-man who dreams magical dreams in a hot tub full of melted butter. So, maybe don’t throw stones from inside your tiny little glass lobster tank, alright?

Look, butter is magical in its own right—just like LobsterClaus. He’s not here for your material obsessions or your endless scrolling. If slathering your life with a bit of buttery magic gets you off your phone and out into the world, so be it. You shouldn’t even be reading this—you should be on a spontaneous vacation or out birding with your bestie from high school.

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